Swiss Family Circus RobinsonMommy has used the V-chip to block cartoons, children's programming, old sit-coms, the Nature Chanel, the Ambush Home Makeover From Hell Chanel, or anything that might be considered entertaining. And the kids are grounded, and aren't allowed to color, read, or play. So, Jeffy, Dolly, and Billy are watching the Olympic archery match. Billy says, "I bet the Swiss won some archery medals when William Tell was alive." Analysis: Bob, the guy who's preparing to shoot, has a paper target taped on his back! What pranksters those Olympic archery contestants are! But sadly, the archery event will end in horror when one of the disgraced gymnastics judges brains Bob with a shot putt. But the real meaning of the cartoon has to do with this:
So, Billy (Dubya), Dolly (Karen Hughes) and Jeffy (Karl Rove) have just been watching the new campaign spot. They gloated about how they're above the law, and indicate that the Germans (or whatever) who are complaining about the campaign's unauthorized use of the Olympic name can just go to hell, because who the hell do they think they are, murmuring against God's annointed! Then Billy, whose attention has been captured by the archery event, remarks that if William Tell were still around, the high-and-mighty Swiss wouldn't be so damned neutral, Yeah, they could joini the Coalition of the Willing, help invade Iran, and win some REAL medals. But that reminds Billy of John Kerry's medals, which makes him feel inadequate and unmanly -- until he remembers that he heard on TV that nobody in the Navy liked Kerry when he was in Vietnam, and he wasn't even wounded anyway. So, Billy gives himself a medal for clearing brush, and is restored to good humor for the rest of the afternoon. Prediction: From that same news story:
So, Keane is predicting that during the first scheduled debate in late September, a mysterious archer will fire an arrow at an apple on some kid's head. Tom Ridge will raise the threat level to Tangelo, and the rest of the debates will be canceled due to terrorism concerns. But I'm sure this cartoon, like the entrails of an animal sacrifice or the tea leaves in the bottom of your cup, has many bits o' wisdom for those who know how to look. What do YOU see in it? 6:09:36 AM |
This Be TeueDavid E.'s mother, who last sent us (via David) the Republican Convention Itinerary, is back in action. Last time we commended her for using forwarded email for good. However, this time, alas, the forwarded product is evil. Here are the highlights:
Because I thought this was such a charming poem, I did some research. From this British site, I learned something about its history.
So, the poem started in Britain, and was aimed at West Indians, and then Asians, who supposedly got rich on the state dole. When it came to America, it was about Mexican illegal aliens. (A version which was printed in the Danville, CA Valley Citizen in 2002, resulting in numerous complaints, includes lines like: "Everything is mucho good, And soon we own the neighborhood," and "If they no like us, they can go, Got lots of room in Mexico!") And now that we're at war with terra, the illegal aliens are from Pakistan. It's interesting to see the shifting sands of bigotry in action. But the question on our mind is: what politican was dumb enough to circulate it? One answer is a guy (formerly) employed by the campaign of Colorado governor Bill Owens. Here's part of the NewsMax story on the case:
Another such moronic politician is W.R. Bud" Harper from Arkansas. Here are portions from a different Newsmax report:
And then there was the webmaster for a Wisconsin GOP website:
So, how did the poem get from England to America? There's an interesting claim at the message board at the Stormfront White Nationalist Community (where white supremicists can get together to chat about racial purity and such), from a poster who calls himself "FreeMyPeople":
I wonder if those forwarding the emailed poem know that the "chain" was allegedly started by a white supremicist. (Who, interestingly enough, is supporting Constitutional candidate Michael Peroutka, the guy also endorsed by the League of the South.) I also wonder if Southern CA talk radio host/genius Anthony Rather, who has the poem posted at his website, knows of its origins. But of course Anthony's version has "white race" changed to "American race," to make it non-offensive. I thought about asking Anthony's sponsors what they thought of it -- until I saw that one of them was the John Birch Society. But still, let's learn more about Anthony from his bio : Anthony Rather has built several successful multi-million dollar businesses. One, started out of his living room, was a mail order company with first year revenues of over $15,000,000. The company processed several million pieces of mail per month and operated at the very forefront of technological capability. Wow, cutting-edge junk mail techonology!
Presumably not to include Pakistan or Mexico. Oh, and since Anthony belongs to Mensa AND Intertel, I guess this means he's got Vox Day beat.
Informed? Oh, I doubt that. But anyway, see what we've learned from a forwarded email? Now, the next time you think of passing something like this along, you are required to do this kind of research first -- to cut down on the stupidity. Sorry, David's Mom, but that's the law. 2:38:07 AM |
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