Ben Needs Some Friends His Own AgeHere's professional persecuted Christian David Limbaugh, punditing about Ben Shapiro:
Yes, little Bennie is quite the commentator, and everybody on the right should buy his book to reward him for being young and yet inexplicably conservative. Anyway, David interviews Ben, presumably by email -- there are no rebukes for mentioning the full title of his book, like what happened on the Ronn Owens Show:
Just what IS the leftist agenda concerning George W. Bush's Christian sex environment?
But Ben told Front Page Mag, "Practically speaking, it’s much more fun to have a beer with the liberal guys and girls in your class than to argue with them and spend the evening in your dorm room browsing the Bush/Cheney 2004 website." So, apparently there are a lot of things that are more fun than being a conservative young person (and apparently, there are a couple of clever analogies that Ben likes to recycle as often as possible). However, contrary to what you might think, Ben didn't spend all of his evenings alone in his dorm room. He lived at home.
Ben chose to attend UCLA for the prestige, but found it so lacking in the "promoting sex" department that he had to take his examples from other schools. Now what will his UCLA degree be worth?
It seems that Ben was so busy ducking the Daily Bruin reporter who wanted to ask him about the many errors in his book that he never read the finished article, because it pointed out that, "Student groups receive funding through fees, but Nommo, TenPercent, La Gente de Aztlán and Al-Talib fall under Student Media and do not. They are also independent publications that do not serve as media outlets for student groups."
Oooh, Fox News University! Sign me up for that!
Well, of course they could. After all, Ben will be attending Harvard law this fall, while Hans Zeiger attends Hillsdale -- and I'm sure Hans is every bit as qualified as Ben for a position at Fox News or The National Review Online. 3:53:49 AM |
Doug's ClashPoint: He's Being Reviled, and Yet He Doesn't Feel BlessedToday's Doug Giles' sermon is another in a series about how Christians are being persecuted, as demonstrated by the fact that public stonings of adultresses are no longer permitted, the public schools don't teach kids that non-Christians are going to hell, and people are allowed to make fun of Doug. Doug believes that this shows that liberals are hypocrites.
Well, of COURSE the badger with minimal sleep will be more sympathetic to the Christian -- the badger can't read, and so is unaware of all the idiotic stuff the Christian writes for Townhall.
Not to strain one of Doug's pop culture metaphors, but if the "thought police" actually broke Doug's nose, cracked his ribs, and burned him with cigarettes every time one of his columns was flat, I might actually have some sympathy for his situation.
As the saying goes, God helps those who can read the Founding Fathers' words for themselves.
While Doug is dedicated to showing the world that Christians are actually inoffensive, loafer-wearing geniuses.
Al Franken has a new blog? I guess it must be on some judges-only Internet. But despite Doug's cited examples, I don't find Christians all that suppressed. I would posit that Doug means that he's being opressed, like the peasant in Monty Python and the Holy Grail,.because he's forced to live in a country with a seperation of church and state, even though he never voted for it.
Why would Joan Rivers have tough elbows? She's rich and very concerned about her appearance -- she probably uses the finest moisturizers available. I would wager that her elbows are no tougher than Doug's.
So, the Christian Right has only one collective throat, but numerous collective butts. It figures. 2:04:00 AM |
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