October 30, 2004 by s.z.

Who Said It?

Yesterday's "Who Said It" was indeed that guy who never caves in to unfounded lawsuits, Bill O'Reilly.  But now that his brutal ordeal is over, we must never speak of it, or falafel, again --  until the next time we mention Bill O'Reilly. 

Congrats to all who, um, nailed Bill.

And the extra-credit mystery guest was, as stated, Jen Shroder, whose column "Kerry: Proposing a government of baby-blood-sucking vampires" explained how Kerry, Pelosi, Clinton, etc. all support the aborted-fetus organ sale racket.  You know, when they're not literally drinking the blood of aborted babies.

Jen has ANOTHER column out this week (meaning that she's writing about four times as much as she did before she retired): "ABC's terrorist warnings an indictment of public schools."    

ABC is withholding a terror warning videotape that states, "The streets will run with blood," and "America will mourn in silence" because they will be unable to count the number of the dead. U.S. intelligence officials have reason to believe the masked al-Qaida terrorist is none other than Adam Pearlman,Christian home but converted to Islam during his teenage years. [...]

Pearlman bought in to what our public schools have been forcing on our children, that Islam is "peaceful."  

Pearlman, of course, was homeschooled. 

Okay, on to today's "Who Said It?":

(For granite counters, I recommend Windex daily and Countertop Magic once a week. It polishes as it cleans! And no necromancy is actually involved; pressing the nozzle of Countertop Magic does not dispense a dozen capering Cleaning Imps who make everything as good as new, then stick out their palms and say in unison “Soul, please.”)

Or, if you prefer, there is his muliebral counterpart:

[Hegemony] reaches the bottom of the stairs first. "The man said "John Kerry," she observes, by way of greeting.

[Tartine] gives a worldly sigh. "Unfortunately."

"We want George" — [Hegemony] struggles with the middle initial — "Buddya Bush."

"Yes," I confirm, with an ardent glance upward. "We do."

[...] Hegemony, meanwhile, has climbed on to a chair and is pulling off the top of an orange marker. As she begins drawing a pumpkin, she remarks, "John Kerry wants to make medicine out of babies."

Yes, Hegemony has apparently been reading Jen Shroder columns.  

Anyway, who wrote the above two bits?

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